I'm not sure whether this criminal scheme is brilliant or idiotic, but either way, it didn't work. A Spanish man attempted to plunder valuables from airport bags by making himself one of those valuables, the BBC reports. This takes cojones. The man was discovered after luggage handlers struggled to heft his unusually extremely heavy hiding spot along with the rest of the luggage. The rest of the luggage that didn't have humans inside. Once suspicions were aroused, police noticed the bag was warm—a little too warm—revealing the headlamp-adorned thief, who had contorted himself like a circus star to fit inside.
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